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allforanewlifeandme:

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

Everyone best play this with me now!

nevercertain:

realniggaurl:

when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating 

but really I’m just gay

This actually happens to me a lot.

thrillionaire:

just spooning my girlfriend

out of her container

it’s ice cream

allforanewlifeandme:

peacefulvibes:

me

Me with French fries when I have a hangover.

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.